Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing husband.

Lady: I lost my husband. Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: Suit or casuals, I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes. My Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden
chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumbnail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…
And the lady started crying….

Inspector: Okay. Let's search for the dog first..!!!!
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